MASCULINITY SO FUCKING FRAGILE

As much as I think Bieber is a little shitheel I have to say fuck his “fans” who threatened Sofia Richie and fuck Gomez for saying his “fans” love him because of said threats. And while I don’t have evidence of this and I’m too lazy to look for it, Bieber might be a factor in why his “fans” treat people like this. If…

I remember when Joe Biden said that Giuliani needed three parts to a sentence - a noun, a verb, and 9/11.

I demand an apology to capybaras right now!!!

When she says “I’ll never let go” and then sloooowly pries his frozen hands off the door, I wept. From laughter.

The Mythbusters swear by these things, which is about as good an endorsement as you can get.

>“No, she better not be,” the woman said, giving Phung no real choice but to plunge back down and try again.<

Thank you. She’s really incredible. She was a computer during WWII (did ballistics calculations) and took about two weeks off to have my eldest uncle (grandfather was in the Navy), then went right back to it. Unc went to daycare, she did maths. She never stopped working in mathematics (mostly accounting), even when…

I’d rather see a woman nursing (including possible seeing OMGSH! her nipple!) than hear a crying baby. Why is this STILL going on?

I feel so much affection for that kid. His sex idiot role on 30 Rock is perfect. I can deal with stupid if he’s at least polite and nice on top of being pretty - I hope he was? Being decent is more important than being bright IMO anyway!

i’m so happy! i hope they take him to wrestlemania next year.

JULIET CHOSE POORLY

Woman’s son writes excellent blog!

I’m dying. This was very well done, for a man.

She can’t give a guy a chino teepee / Cuz she stuffs her bra with t.p. / That one-ply stuff cuz she’s a cheapie...

I can’t wait to hear Katy’s new songs because normally her hits (which any song about Taylor would surely be) have extremely simplistic cliche lyrics and I really want to see how many things she rhymes with creepy. So weepy, she smells like peepee, she goes by T-Swifty?

Every sane woman in the WORLD walks at a brisk pace holding on to their possessions closely when walking home late at night from the subway. The video is horrifying she must have been terrified.

I counted differently and read about Alfonso Ribeiro playing cards with 98 degrees, and imagined them doing that whenever there is a slow news day to see if they can get mentioned.

I’ve seen a lot of Katy’s reporting, because I keep MSNBC on in the background, and his decision to go after her makes me laugh. She’s been one of the fairest people covering him, always unwilling to take the bait when someone in the studio tries to get her to dish on the latest craziness. Not that she stuck up for…