Ugh I feel bad for Britney on this one. It reads as funny/shady but like, how many people do you think she’s taken pics with in her life? How many people are like ‘OMG BRITNEY’ and she’s supposed to remember every single one? I mean, lol because Taylor is mega-famous now but I’m willing to give Britney a pass on not…
Something about this is sooooooo funny to me. It’s like having a whole crew of clueless dads following you around, not as subtle as they think they are.
Yes, that “CONTENT UNAVAILABLE” is certainly breathtaking.
“It’s been 9 days, and I’m so scared that he’ll never contact me again, and I’ll never have the closure I need.”
Those asshole doctors of the early ‘70 can go fuck themselves. I am the result of a doctor insisting to my mother that there was NO WAY she could get pregnant within a year of stopping birth control pills, so if she wanted a baby in 1973, she should stop taking them in 1971. After a few months, she started feeling…
I’m with you Bobby!
Counter-counterpoint: Your feet are jealous of my feet but are too embarrassed to say anything to you.
Yeah, his concerts are about as benign fun as it gets so you have to be a special kind of miserable to take issue with them.
Also, they ripped off my life story of having a lot of promise at the beginning before sliding into lazy nonsense.
The official Ghostbusters Dr. Holtzmann wig.
“Yo, I’m gonna use this old ass meme to apologize for interrupting but, MasterChef Australia is the GREATEST export for TV that country done so far!”
Did he really say that? But that’s like...all the policy. I’m going to tell my next boyfriend that I’ll handle all the chores, as long as he takes care of the ones inside and outside the house.
I always freak out when I try to show people a single picture and they start trying to scroll. I let them think it's weird naked shit, but it's really just shit tons of selfies with my cats I don't want them to see.
Maybe the dog was angry about the video being shot in portrait mode.
“Judge Wants At Least 37 Non-Political Pieces of Flair Per Attorney, 11 of Which Must Support the Iggles”
My day is always brighter with a little Office Space... thank you.