I wondered if there was such a thing as Shakespear's Sister gifs - of course there is! And they are magic.

I first read this as "says a survivor who witnessed Ariana's behaviour". Which seemed to be taking things a bit too far.

There's a house near me that puts up a sign I like at Christmas: "Let there be peace on earth. And let it begin with us."

They're through being cool.

I worked in a call centre for a mobile phone company. People don't understand that they can't hide their caller ID from their phone company. So when we got prank calls (and it was mostly pranks, not obscene calls), we'd pull up their details, then "Oh hi, is that John? Are you still at whatever address?". Or we'd call…

No no, the actress orders a steak, because she's not like all those other salad-eating waifs, she's a down-to-earth iconoclast.

Yep, I thought that whole speech of Gemma's about - 'you have to do this, it's the way we do things' was setting up for Jax to die in the same way next week. Gemma murdered a member's wife, is killed by a member. Jax murdered a member, is killed by a member. In that meeting with the other presidents, they were very…

Yep. it was definitely through the head - you saw the bullet exit her when she was shot.

Am re-watching The X-Files at the moment, and any time they talk about Mulder's sister, I just can't get over a brother and sister named Samantha and Fox. Although Samantha Fox references probably date me even more than an x-files name for a child would.

My niece in Germany is a Freya, spelled the same but they pronounce it Fry-a, not Frey-a.

Maccas in Australia use "100% Australian Beef!" - as in, it all came from Australia.

When there was a suspected case in Australia, in a nurse who had been in treating Ebola patients in West Africa, it was reported that standard protocol for staff returning for such a situation is to isolate yourself for three weeks - not outright quarantine, but also not out on public transport and bowling. This guy's…

Paul Newman. Always and forever, at all ages.

My idiot manager at my first fast-food job rostered me on the same time as one of my final high-school exams (I had said I was unavailable), and then had the nerve to tell me I needed to decide which was more important, apparently thinking I should choose selling burgers over passing French.

You can, however, mix a couple of spoons of instant coffee and hot water, and then stir it through ice-cream! (lesson from my childhood)

We had What's Happening to Me? - the same publishers did one called Where Did I Come From? about babies (I was about to call it a prequel). My brother being six years older than me, we had them both at the same time, so I learnt the whole lot in one go.

Also, Chatsworth served as Pemberley in the Keira Knightley Pride and Prejudice, and is thought by some to have been Jane Austen's inspiration for Pemberley. So she literally lived in Mr Darcy's hgouse.

Growing up in Australia, we'd have semi-regular talks in school about dangerous animals and how to avoid them/deal with bites. Mostly this was reassurance that nothing bad was likely to happen to you.

Apparently they filmed a more intense sex scene, which they actually filmed first, but we're not seeing it until next year.