In this case, there are two layers of terror.

Kinja is all three levels of horror at one time.

I’m just gonna go find an ATM....

Aw I miss Community.

I can arrange that!

Hahaha.. Apparently this kid had a MUCH better dealer and more money then I did when I was kid. Jealous..

Now that we’re on Gawker proper, can we address the rumor that Tammy once was a call girl?

We also would have accepted “Sir Buttrick Stewfart”.

Statrick Pooart, amirite?

Classic fucking Bellona throwback - good work.

Now that’s a joke I’ve not heard in a long time. A long time.

I thought the plural to Jedies was Jordache?

“The last Jedi at the end of ‘The Last Jedi’? You guessed it.”

Judi Dench?

I missed the faint “Laura?” at the end of Part 18 when I first saw it. Now that I know it was there, and not only that, it was a clip of Sarah Palmer from the Pilot, it kind of threw my entire interpretation and theory into whack.

I agree. I interpreted the sequence as the atom bomb, being such a powerful force of destruction and “the evil that men do,” was the catalyst that opened the doors between realms, allowing the evil spirits of the Black Lodge to enter “our” realm.

This may be the most thoughtful and well-written piece I’ve read since the series ended.

> the formative childhood traumas that cracked open Lynch’s suburban idyll in Blue Velvet

It’s shaped like a tuna can.