All white people look alike to me.

Some random commenter on a post from yesterday is still telling me today that I don’t belong here commenting on the AV Club and should be posting on Jezebel instead (nevermind that I’ve been posting on the AVC for years and he’s just some random kinja derp), and I kinda think he’s just enamored with my penis. Thoughts?

I thought you were joking.......................nope those are cartoon prince’s dicks.

I still haven’t seen any directions on how to merge a legacy account, so I’m not getting dozens of years-old notifications. However, I can assure you, it’s still impossible to follow conversations even without those distractions.

Hey AV Club,

So no ones got a beef with Jasmine being played by a Ugandan- Brit?

Good luck playing Netflix on it though!

Actually an Xbox 360 would totally work. It had wide output capabilities (HDMI/component/RCA), and I suspect it is still supported by Microsoft/Netflix with updates despite being insanely old (by tech standards). A TV from that era would probably have an RCA input, but if not it…

“Me not nerd! Nerds are smart!”

Me watched part of Gravity on airplane with Bagel Monster. Me said “if this part were on movie screen, it would be amazing” so many times we eventually gave up.

Me knew we would be vindicated for buying cheapest possible TV one of these days! Samesang good brand, right?

Yes, but I also remember when we could get away with just using a bunch of line breaks to write

Whats the Fucking Point Anymore?

“Didn’t a bunch of nerds put this commenting interface together? What is wrong with them?”

Pepperidge farm rem.....

Remember when people used to comment on AV Club articles?

Ah ha, it was Bernie’s fault. Stupid Sanders started calling Hillary Clinton crooked. Otherwise Trump probably would have spent months talking about her in measured tones, mentioning the nuanced way she was forced to balance the interests of her constituents with the realities of financing a campaign. He basically…

how apt a statement, the only way you make more little fascists is to fuck fascists.

No. Punching Nazis is wrong. Unpopular speech is just speech. You don’t get to punch people no matter what their beliefs are. At some point (and that point is when things become violent) what you DO becomes more important that what you SAY.