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Reminds me of the episode of Sex and the City when Miranda's mom dies and Miranda breaks down in the lingerie store when the saleswoman helps get her fitted properly for a bra.

This looks exactly like i did for years, on the right!

I had the meg ryan hair with the Ginger Spice red/blonde combo. It was kind of fun, glad i did it but boy did it scream year 2000.

No, not really, i'm in Toronto.

When i was 35 i slept with a 23 year old (my bad) who pursued me - he had an amazing swimmers body, i couldn't say no. He was getting the condom on when i was like, 'Hey, you haven't touched me below the waist yet." He was like, 'Uh…so….?" Me: 'I'm not ready yet, could you go down on me or something first?' Him:

I'm fucking that actor. To be sure, he's ten years younger and hot as shit so *shrug*

*No* woman can match her husband's devotion to Rush. It's just science.

I work in animation. The biggest issue is everything is contract work. You will never have benefits, it's advisable to never get sick and you can get laid off any second. Some studios pay by the footage (as opposed to having a quota on how many seconds you animate in a week) and so sometimes there will be people who

DENTAL PLAN!

Yeah, though i take it it wasn't exactly a stretch to find two hot gay men together.

In it's original form when it was a magazine for like a year or so, it was actually fantastic. Then they got bought, became a full on gossip site and that was the end of that.

I posted a missed connection once about a guy who i saw almost every day take the exact same long commute to work as i did (different companies, same building). But so many other coworkers around etc made it nearly impossible for us to speak. He actually had broken up with his gf around the same time i posted the ad

We were so000o close with Ryan Gossling and Rachel McAdams too :(

Good. I have a similar story which resulted in me calling my boyfriend over on Sunday mornings so we could have a (rare) fuck in my bed when my strict, religious parents went to church. Worked out well.

My first years of having pierced ears sucked for me too. I became allergic to a lot of metals and the holes would get sore, irritated and scabbed - it became really painful to put earrings in and to clean the holes in my ears twice a day.

X-art though, admittedly, hot, gives me aging panic :P

I go to the shitty city rec centre. It's like a ymca but more downscale and a major mental health centre is nearby. You can get subsidized memberships depending on low income so there's quite a few interesting people that go there as well to pass time one one of the 3 treadmills in the dozen machine cardio room.

Here in Ontario, by law you can only buy liquor, wines and a few beers at government owned liquor stores that generally all look the same - even in remote areas that have an LCBO (Liquor Control Board Ontario) trailer that sells it. They close early, around 9pm. If you want cases of beer, you have the beer equivalent,

I worked in a building with a small gym/change room. Turns out someone (i think maybe the guy who owned the building?) had been leaving out porn in the men's change room and was video taping men in the showers - probably hoping to catch them jerking off to porn. According to my coworker, who went there on a daily

Her BHA is wonderful too - takes away that weird bumpy skin on the upper arms like some people (i.e. me) have. Actually just go to Paula's Choice for everything skin related.