So then a small portion of ruthless, greedy, sociopaths are women. Sounds like progress.

This is still one of the best things that has ever happened in the world.

Could be worse. She could have tried to fix the art....

Ignoring all the weird and creepy stuff.

Our approach is simply intended to limit major reselling which results in assortments not being available to all of our guests.

See my vest!

SETH AND SUMMER FOREVER

Great. So not only will I die by coughing up a lung, but I will have to die knowing that it's because some Portland hipster yuppie douchebag couldn't be arsed to take his daughter Cucumber to get a fucking pertussis shot between her unicycle and harpsichord lessons.

Same on the drinking vs. eating in butter/cream/cheese/yogurt form. Since I'm pro full-fat, the idea of gulping it down is weird and gross to me. I mean it's fine if people are into it and I'm sure it's actually sipped not gulped, but that's what it conjures up for me.

I love exercise, but running is the Exercise Devil to me. I'd rather do almost any other form of cardio in existence than running. Running for 26 miles is basically my personal idea of hell.

The truth hashtag cracks me up. As if just having it there nullifies the questionable content in the phrase.

Walmart shuts down businesses in the area —> people are unemployed —> people get desperate —> people commit crimes.

I'm not happy. Otto is happy. Fair trade.

I bet Bruce puts a Bruce Jenner action figure in his little helicopter and whispers, "You're free. You're finally free." when he flies it around.

No matter what religion, the fundamentalists take the fun out of everything.

Shelter cats are the bomb too.

I found out on NYE when I was 25 that I was pregnant- failed birth control in a deeply loving 5 year relationship where we both were SO not ready to be parents. I can tell you what- knowing I was in Massachusetts, knowing I had spectacular health insurance thanks to my Swedish company, knowing there was a Planned…

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