Can we all just agree that Canadian Bacon is the real abomination here?

Though they can be annoying when posted constantly, the selfie itself doesn't annoy me. It's the comments. I can look at any selfie recently posted by someone I follow on instagram and 99% of the time the first two comments will be along the lines of "You're so pretty" and "Looking skinny girl!" The obsession with…

You know what really grinds my gears? When people question sales tax.

"Abrotion" is glorious, absolutely making it's way into my vocabulary.

This "all antiques stores haggle" rumor needs to die a slow and painful death by fire.

Tapped Out is my secret shame! That game is just so damn addictive. I'm having the same gremlin issue, it only let me release 2 gremlins this morning, but I have like 40 of the little devils.

Ok, so it's not just me...I'm not in New York but on the east coast and I've been sitting here wondering why the fuck snl wasn't on my tv at 11:45.

I took the formerly feral now semi-tame cat who lived in the bushes outside my job home this week, and 4 days later she is doing beautifully as an apartment cat! I was warned it would take her weeks to feel comfortable enough to come out of hiding and make herself at home, but Peaches is already lazing about like a…

Oh yes, you could not pay me enough to repeat my 20s. I spent most of my 20s learning life lessons the hard way, I'm only 2 years into my 30s, but so far they're better in every possible way.

As an antiques dealer I clearly need to step up my game...

My facebook consists of cat & food photos, complaints about my shitty comcast service and the occasional work update. Facebook has decided I'm a sad cat lady in need of financial help, my ads are always about student loan debt help and pet food recalls, which the occasional "Depressed? Get help here" thrown in for…

I really have no idea what that meant, but considering he still calls men with barely longish hair "beatniks" I'm assume its some old ass slang way of saying I'm making that up. Whatever grandpa!

I just called my grandfather to wish him a happy Grandparents Day...he accused me of inventing fake holidays and called me a "left handed paper hanger." I have no idea what that means, but it sounds like 1930s slang so I'll allow it.

This little monster doesn't even belong to me, she is a former feral kitten who moved in next door to my workplace, and she's now learned my work schedule so every morning she's waiting outside for me to get here, climbing all over me and making me spill my coffee. I often have to trick her into leaving just so I can…

Team horse indeed, many a childhood trail ride was finished with a frosty from the Wendy's drive thru (and fries for the horse, of course of course). God help them if they had turned me away...I might have been ok skipping the frosty, but that horse perked up every time we turned into that parking lot, he very well…

Whenever I have trouble with my roku I go to the "secret screen" and update the software, after it updates and reboots all my problems always seem to be solved. Just in case you don't know about the secret screen (I didn't until I googled an issue I was having a few months ago) you find it by pressing home 5 times,…

I can't believe I've gone this far in life without ever coming across PB powder! Must. get. now.

I was also surprised to see them here...granted the money they made from all the tv/made for tv work is what gave their fashion empire a huge boost in the first place, but they are intelligent, savvy and hard working. Their continuing "fame" is well earned.

Seriously, I was eating a delicious sugar laden cookiewich while reading this...I recoiled in horror and threw my dessert in the trash without even thinking. Damn you Jezebel, you owe me a cookiewich!

Yes, I watched last night via HuluPlus on Roku!