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Ah, the south. I've been with my boyfriend for 11 years. We are not engaged, not married, not planning children. I am so tired of those questions, in that order, from people who are essentially strangers so it's really none of their damn business. We head back "home" to DC or NY though, no one cares...there I can only

My 20s were really fucking awful. Now that I'm 30 I'm finally starting to enjoy life for the first time, I sincerely hope these are the years I will remember...I would prefer to forget my 20s completely.

Sadly I missed all the nice weather since I've been visiting family & traveling all month. No freckles for me!

I laughed when I saw that too. I live in Charleston and I would love it if the humidity plumped my hair into a lovely style, instead of the limp mess I fight against every summer.

Enrage? Yes. Surprise? No, the Times is awful.

I don't know why I even read this, I just knew it would annoy me.