His “stupid name” is a family name. His grandfather was Armand Hammer, the man who is literally the reason we all buy something called Arm and Hammer baking soda.

I am so so sorry that I’m about to do this, but: the first two should be “you’re” (as in I know what you are saying and thinking).

Exactly! It’s implied that men are the ones “pushing” women in the right direction, and that women can’t get there under their own steam and without male momentum. Gross.

If he was kicked then the charges would have been a lot higher than 4th degree assault: shod feet are classified as “deadly weapons”. From the article above it was the tackle that did it: no mention of kicking or punching.

Seriously. How about the “the way needs to be cleared for more powerful, talented women to thrive.”? Ugh.

I’m going to go on record as saying I thought that was a photo of her and Gary Shandling so... nope.

Take this with a grain of salt since I got this second-hand but I know people who went to High School with them and way, way back when Good Will Hunting came out they said Ben had raped a friend of theirs, pre-fame. I think of that every time I see him.

This probiotic spray has been LIFE. CHANGING.

I agree. I actually got up to pee during the newborn replicant scene because I can’t stand Leto, and when I came back I was like “really? She’s still standing there covered in goo? Jeez.”

I was put off by all the female nudity as well, only because it was very... homogenized? It was a repeated depiction of one very specific kind of fetishized female form. (small boobs, round butt, Bettie Page bangs, big eyes, kewpie-doll lips.)

1. The “Is he or isn’t he” debate still rages on. In fact, Harrison Ford thinks one thing and Ridley Scott another. It’s not definitively answered in this one, either.

Preeetty sure getting an unstable lunatic beholding to no one was exactly what Putin paid for. He never wanted to work with Trump, he just wanted to let loose a bull in our china shop.

He dated a 20 year old when he was 66. Walked her down a red carpet and everything. He needs to sit down.

“Time doth flit; oh shit.”

I’m with you on the “music festivals are hell” thing but Burning Man isn’t a music festival at all, it’s a Maker’s festival. Honestly, I didn’t even know they had music, except maybe if someone brought their own instruments.

Ben Wishaw was so, SO good as Richard II. Both he and Rory Kinnear just killed it. Tom was good as Prince Hal and I thought his transition to the kingly Henry was convincing. I loved his more intimate St. Crispin’s speech as opposed to the usual shouty version.

When I got to the line that starts, “Van Dorans grandmother who was...” I was like “here it comes!” and then we took a left turn to circus town. Still a pretty good back story, though.

Those are two handsome, smart young men.

Oh my god, that always amazes and horrifies me. I’m not a fan of slut shaming but... they do realize she’s the first First Lady with a bunch of soft-core nudes out there, right?!?