And they won’t even recognize the hypocrisy.

I honestly think we’re supposed to be talking about the shoes so the idiots on Fox and Friends get to point out how “mean” everyone is to Melania all the time.

Yeah, I totally do this. A treasured top is worth wearing stained. I won’t let a family member go just because I dropped some nachos on her. Everyone can just deal with me and my newly patterned friend.

Yeah, Damon being transformed by Twu Wuv was pretty unconvincing. I think they tried to even the playing field by having all the characters switch off their humanity at some point so pretty much everyone looked just as bad. I stopped watching in the penultimate season because there was no one to root for, plus I…

I mean, that’s totally one of the reasons the show had to end, right? Those vampire brothers were losing their dewy youth. (Also, there are only so many stories of messed up family drama that can be told. “I am your long lost ___ that you thought was dead!” “Oh jeez, again?”)

Ha! Me too.

It is safe, since he’s actually 37. Those are some good genes.

Seriously. He’s the bangable-est.

I lived in Boston and was in a LDR with a guy from Raleigh. The first time he came up to visit me he said “Where are the black people?” and it was honestly the first time I realized how segregated we were. (My mental answer was “Dorchester and Central Square.”) I’ve since moved down here and realized that the North…

I very much hope the prosecutor stresses this point over and over again to the jury.

Yup. In abusive relationships choking a partner is a very clear sign that they will continue until they’ve killed them.

My boyfriend has Tom Hardy lips. I am a lucky woman.

I guess watching all the footage is difficult for you.

I hate to defend the guy because he really seems awful, but he obviously was talking about his own preference for that hair and makeup person for himself. He said the same thing at a different point when asked if they would go back to on-camera pressers, with no mention of Sanders.

That was absolutely my first thought.

Not really an enticement when he’s attached to it.

I have never, ever understood his appeal. I get confused every time I hear about him in a high-profile relationship with someone like Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz, Demi Moore, Madonna... Okay, that last one makes sense. They both seem horrible.

This is the best. I hope she was wooed anyway.

Someone else has probably mentioned this already but Christiano Ronaldo had his twins via surrogate, although it’s rumored his girlfriend is also early in a pregnancy right now.

“Not great Bob” is one of my favorite television moments ever.