That’s awesome! Peter David is so, so great and deserved to be a much bigger name. I loved his She Hulk books.

Ugh.  He clearly knows he’s being filmed and GOD I would hate being a celebrity. 

This is the best celebrity encounter ever. 

Really?  No one you knew thought this guy was going to be considered a human of the handsome variety?  Not even a little? 

“he copped to boning anywhere from 500 to 1000 women in his 31 short years on Earth” The article above seems to be talking about sleeping with that many women.

I was asking myself that question for at least the first half of the trailer.  

True story:  Ryan Adams is the only person my boyfriend has ever punched.  (This was pre-fame for Adams.)

“Dirt Bag” is just the name for their twice-daily celebrity news/gossip post and not a judgement of any kind.  It does confuse a lot of people, though. 

It isn’t directly from the House of Cards, but rather he thinks he’s being clever and channelling Frank Underwood and what he would say to the audience from where he is now. It’s bonkers.

I had completely forgotten they existed until I saw this headline and yeah, now I feel ancient. 

Nor should you!  She is the worst and I won’t forgive her, either.  

Her nipples are not resting in a place where nipples should be, poor dear.

Hating Andie McDowell is super rational.  She is an actress yet she cannot act.  Nope. 

This is the first time I’m seeing the scarf and I immediately coveted it.  Just thinking about wearing that gives me a happy, cozy feeling.  

Yup, that’s why it’s mentioned in the piece as an obvious sign that the guy is racist:

He’s the insanely hot one on the left. They dunked themselves HARD trying to make fun of him for wearing a dress.  

An esthetician at the spa where I worked in the nineties did and “oopsie” while waxing my brows, and my left one has been shorter than my right ever since. The worst part is that she was my fricking boss and the owner of the place, so I couldn’t even complain.  grrrrr...

According to writer Michael Callahan in the lede, “[Zeta Douglas] mentions her ardor for Häagen-Dazs, which, judging from her attenuate frame, it’s hard to imagine she ever, ever eats.” He seems to think this is a compliment?

The similarity to day labor is that the cosplay and acting gigs were one-offs, not steady gigs. As an actress you hope to land a series or a movie which would be one job, versus multiple appearances and booth-babe stints you have to hustle for.

73 jobs in 4 years sounds like having to hustle and scrape to put together work, not steady employment. That’s like saying “look! That person going door-to-door asking if people need someone to do any odd job is doing great! They’re working every day!”