Where is the docurama about Burgey Sullenberger, eh, Eastwood? Real heroes pilot buses.

Ah, you guys read Ratatwoille? For the rest of you, the rat’s anus is somewhat hapless which is why it is controlled by a tiny Vladimir Putin.

I’m convinced that the reason none of my screenplays have been picked up is that I cannot bring myself to name the protagonists properly. Like... Rufus Buck! Boom! There you have it! He’s a bit rough, he likes a ruckus and, I guess, money. He probably owns a dog...

As Stewart Lee (from 30 years ago).

Around it? But not actually on the shaft or ba...

He definitely writes strips. Long ones.

and...

This is a cool response from a nice man but it’s pretty explicit in the films that Luke is not gay. He’s in love with his sister!

Martin Freeman (Tim from The Office, probably some other shit) essentially said the same thing on the Off Menu podcast a few weeks ago. He thinks it’s rude and unprofessional and that if your job is to act a certain way you show up and you do it and you fuck off again.

I saw Down maybe 5 years ago at a festival and it was just an incredible show! Anselmo was drunk off his ass and still absolutely nailing it - he’s an amazing front man.

Kevin Corrigan?

frickin’ Anselmo has really put me off listening to Pantera. It’s bullshit.

exhibit 2: Scott Adams

I have been coming to the AV Club for a long time. Probably 15 years. It’s still possible to have fun in the comments and maybe I’ll come back, like the addict I am, but I really think this article means I have to go. It’s like reading the fucking Daily Mail.

I’m sorry for your loss. I also lost a member of my family this year but was fortunate enough not to be alone (we were allowed a “support bubble” in my country if we lived alone).

Hard to imagine someone as charming as you having to be alone.

I hope this stands up on it’s own because the original animated film is, well, dog shit. One of the worst Disney movies.

But a Dalmation fur tuxedo
Would be best...

I don’t know if it was explicitly stated in the films but Thanos is reputed to have a famously tight butt-hole. Also, it stinks real bad like.

I’m not having a go (because, why would I care how other people watch things?) but... what is on that tablet?