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Have to say, I didn’t notice.

My granddad had a huge stack of old Punches by the toilet. When he passed away some young relative threw all those “disintegrating old magazines” away. Gutted.

Uh, have you seen Battleship? Acting masterclass.

I’ve never read any of the comics but I’ve enjoyed most of the MCU (some of it a lot!) so I feel like I’m reasonably close to “the general public” as Disney perceives it. I’d never heard of the Eternals before but if they are part of the story I’ve been watching for unfold for the last 15 years then I’m interested.

Anaconda?

Logan MG was fine in Prometheus (first place I saw him) but was very much the foil to Noomi Rapace. I thought he was pretty good at carrying The Invitation and I heard Upgrade is pretty sweet. It’s on the insanely long watchlist.

We get it, Nilus, you’re a very handsome fellow!

Sometimes. Apart from when it’s the other way around :)

New terrible name for Dave Ellefson having sex: “holey wars”.

Some underage chick does, apparently.

(shouted from the back row) “How huge is he?”

hmm, now I find out that Milk Toast is a thing and I don’t know left from right anymore 

+1 for “milk toast”

anyway... here’s Tom with the weather

I guess some quarters missed the “Zack Snyder’s” part of the title then :)

This was absolutely my review as well. It’s a solid Netflix movie. Totally servicable schlocky fun - 14/20.

I think these are all valid points but I also think it was meant to be a B movie.

That was the bit that had us shouting at the telly. At least begin flying away! Remember the nuclear bomb? Tsk.

5 is my favourite. They got that head so easily. Why not just pay The Coyote and go get the head?

Oh, it all fits into a few bags. Which flop around on the character’s shoulders as if they were full of polystyrene blocks.