Did someone covet their beloved ice-cream bar?

I also produce a lot of face oil but nobody will buy it.

Are you comparing The Government to The Mob?! Come on, man; they are unscrupulous criminals who only care about themselves and their “family”!

I haven’t seen the film but this intrigues me. Do you get to see it? Does she strap anything on?

Not happy about learning the word “cume” today.

Always carry the Letter Opener of Death.

Surely it has to be Jorma Taccone?

Apologies to Jorma Taccone but that’s who should play him.

“happened to be a serial killer” really tickles me :)

Offer the alien the Poo Poo Poo Platter and he’ll calm right down.

I get that he went for the lowest hanging fruit of the year (in a year of very low hanging fruit) but I don’t really understand these complaints about a tv comedy show not being “necessary” enough. Which of the previous screenwipes were necessary?

You’re right, that bit was pretty awesome.

Well, the problem with Avatar being streamed is that those fucks who make tellies don’t make 3D ones any more. Or they’re insanely expensive.

“enhance... enhance...”

Down at the Pasadena Fairy Tale Theatre?

Oh yeah.

I presume that something happened to Steve on his way back from Hell or whatever... “terrified riding an escalator”?? He was a WWII fighter ace in the last movie. And was generally positioned as “above average” in that film.

Tom Holland is Baby Yoda

Of course, that’s Disney we’re talking about and—while there is no way to prove this—the heads of any all all Disney franchise leakers are stored in hyper-cold cryogenic punishment-freeze in Cinderella’s Castle. But we kid the overlords of some 75 percent of our childhoods.

I reckon this is why Trump gets votes.