Is anyone else totally, and completely devastated, when you hear those first few beats, you get kinda pumped, because you think you're about to experience the greatest rock duet of all time... and it's Vanilla Ice?

If only cars had some kind of system that permitted propulsion.

Very true, no matter how people feel about it you can still be jailed and charged with rape because that's what it legally is.

This looks disturbingly like a pro-date-rape campaign.

Oh, sure, like he was gonna buy a "not-rustpile". You sound like a crazy person.

But if you buy a Land Cruiser, you can drive as the crow flies, meaning less miles traveled.

Beat. Me. To. It.

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Most full-sized vans have sliding rear doors, too. Some have swinging doors and that does not make them something else. There is nothing wrong with minivans, you don't have to have any compunction about owning one. They are awesomely practical and are the best family car for more than two kids on the planet. Minivan.

oh man and I thought my Peugeot 504 diesel automatic wagon was in contention. My 0-60 time is infinite, that has to win something

Uh, clearly the Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet?

Looks like a Puma to me

Is that covered by CarMax as well?

If your manhood is so fragile as to be sacrificed should you be known to drive a minivan, it's not the minivan that's the issue.

How can you drive a Civic and not want to know exactly when V-TEC kicks in, yo?

Hahaha. If you mention you recognize me from Jalopnik I would definitely give you a ride. Actually I would ask you to hang out all day and help me film a video.