But how else will everyone know where to get their car with little to no credit?

It looks even worse from the lead picture, because the angle kind of suggests that the car is headed directly away from the camera.

Your link is broken. It makes me sad.

The Thompson is a great gun, but it's still outdated. An MP5 is a much more sensible choice in a combat situation.

It much more depends on the round than the gun. And they were certainly not better in the age of Bonnie and Clyde. It was an era of notable firearm advancement, but we've moved much farther since then. A 9 mm machine pistol will carry just as much penetration as any other 9 mm. The only key differing factor in is the…

I just did. Now all I want to do is shoot the hell out of a Smart Fortwo.

In all fairness, a stock car from any era would be turned into swiss cheese when subjected to a volley of gunfire.

It almost feels as if I'm watching a pharmaceutical commercial...

waaaaaaat. I want every one.

I think we just need to get a bunch of different taillights together for you to look at, like an ink blot test. You always notice the strangest things.

I feel like they were being a little generous when they put in his hair.

No one said it had to be a panel van.

Notice that neither of his hands are on the wheel. That's because the car is being steered by FREEDOM.

What I want is a Miata that looks like a Mini.

I'm really sad that Kim Jong Un didn't make it. Sadly it's up to the author, as others have said. I like to think that the only reason they didn't choose mine was that they didn't want to risk the same situation as Seth Rogan.

How about un-resto-modded Impalas? The popular classic for "gangstas" is difficult to find in tasteful form.

I concur. RWD Mini would be best Mini.

It's simple, really. Just don't crash your Honda. That's simple, right? Right?

The best part is that if Andy Dwyer's band (threeskin? Fourskin? Ratmouse?) ever made it big, this is totally what he would drive.

It sounds like your next ride needs to be a G63 AMG 6x6. That will show those cobblestones. Ignore the fact that it's as big as the box truck you struggled to get down your street. Not important.