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Sean Paul would make her clap

Killer Croc's makeup "I did something!"

Shitfoot!

Dezel Washingto should get the Oscar for Feces (no n-words for me, totally not racist!) @realoldturnip

But he still did a great job playing Selena, right? Dat asssss!!!!

I say we have a 21 rat-fuck son-of-a-bitch greasing salute, right now!

BORK! BORK! IMMIGRANTS! BORK!

"Tiempo" goes back in time investigating Mexican disasters….like Ricky Martin's career. Livin' la vida ZINGO!!

Scooby interrogative:
"Canneryrow?"

But is she still Pro-Gabba-Gabba?

This vehicular manslAUGHTER do well in the ratings!

Mmm, spicy beeeans

Is that dude from Hands on a Hardbody still around? "Thar can only be …one"

Highlander II: Midichlorians 'n shit

I read "= boner", also accurate

There is some undeservedly gorgeous cinematography in that film, somebody should fan-edit it into something shorter, better, harder, faster

It's balls. It's kinda blurry but it's balls.

They're already *inside the body* the production cost increase would be marginal

Daft Science was pretty sweet

He's afflicted with Patton Oswalt's fat guy B's "it's bbbeautiful bbbauble from BBBaily BBBanks and BBBiddle"