I had the half-time of my life
and I owe it all to SU!

Lex De Azevedo will sell you some wigs at a great price!

It's a single-camera, heightened version of Tim Cappello's day-to-day adventures. The pilot pivots on the absurd choice Tim is faced with when he can only afford a gallon jug of baby oil OR a new ligature. Will he be forced to pawn his prized leather britches?

"I'm just watchin' some horny moths bouncin' off a lightbulb. Hey, some of them had great technique!" we used to repeat over our PB&Js

That Squirrel Nut Zippers CD I loved in 1997 sounds terrible today, is that what we're talking about here?

Is this different enough from the original to use in my YouTube documentary about the border wall without copyright infringement?

His choice to borrow Dana Carvey's Strom Thurmond Voice for Lincoln was inspired

I'm afraid it's a metastodonna, I'm very sorry

DU!
DUKAT!
DUKAT MICH!

Yes, he's one of those rapping artists the children enjoy so well

I'm a huge Jane's Addiction fan, but quoting those lyrics like they're Yeats was worse

My therapy session were always full-release, baby

A man starts having the same nightmares from his teen years after he takes a job at a petroleum company the The Woodlands, TX, in - Donny Anadarko

"It crushed me for a very long period of time"

To the contrary, I see DwayJo's neurotic tics, the business with his hands, as a very intentional performance, he's a highlight in a film full of weird choices

When the back of his pants are stained brown, then I be down

More like Mrs. Butterface, amirite fellas?

She could play Yeardley Smith in the Lifetime Simpsons cast biopic.

I'll wait to stream it from Montgomery's YouTubules

You're soaking in it!