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Pheno-Menashe! doo-dooo-dayenu

His WTF interview was really good

Get me 12 puddings!!

"I'm guided by a ring of Jesus fire"

But I want to SEE her in tennis outfits

When they remake The Doors as a Fox live musical, he can play Jim AND Ray.

Soundtrack by novelty cover act PJ Hervé.

Orson Welles' final role was voicing Unicron in Transformers. Remember that awful Unicron Frap? It was just Paul Masson and bacon drippins.

That terrible Bee-Gees movie featured a lightsaber inspired silver hammer duel, wasn't that enough?

More like the Hunger LAMES amirite?

Will his tour of the Ark Encounter be part of this series? I'd love to see that.

Some folks say the world ain't what it is
All I know is that I got to take a wiz

You ain't got no brand recognition, Gildan.

From smack…ing of effort

No, they said rings are stupid

I also whack it to knot-tieing diagrams, is that what we're talking about here?

Dowse its sex with cocainanum!

It was definitely outre - or, "out there"

Did that idiot "Big Joe" maintain any traction after he ANNIHILATTTED!!!! the women's march?