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His vowels are DeLonge level weird

I heard they poached three of the best cum joke writers from 2 Broke Girls

Yeah, not like Eyes Wide Shut

MaelStrom Thurmond - Ima hunnit yeah old whirlind o' legislation!

I'm sure that haircut was very effective - hayoooo!

How Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends lookin' to you now?

Dead air, dead air, dead air HENRY MANCINI SAYS NO!

nimoc ramO, OA

Yeah this Formica Tabletop person don't even use the word "placenta" anywhere?!

I'm going with the boy orgasming his soul out, stunning.

If you like Jerry Lewis in clown paint, his version of The Jazz Singer is an arresting artifact of televised theater.

"Disco Sucks!" and Trump's victory reflect, on different scales, a very similar fear/cultural exhaustion among a certain American demographic. Discuss.

The cross-over with RIPD will be epic!!

Do you 'member the 21st night of Sethember?

Hump! Hump! Hump! Hump!

I got an oat bran Elliot!

AKA "The Darkest KFC Timeline"

But we would've been denied that killer Frank Reynolds impression

Frankenstein, like JFK, found Last Year at Marien-BAAAAAAD

Yeah the Flintlocks live over on Granite Ave, the Dad's a real brontosaurus egg.