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My I add pancakes to this disc-ussion?

One time in the New Era, I almost saw a girl's shoulder, my little factory was going crazy!!

"Steak finger basket gravy guaranteed semen-free until 2AM - mgmt"

besides being used to trick viewers of a moderately rated prestige cable drama that a piece of the I-5 is in Dallas?

I had Cabo Wabo for breakfast, so I'm just seeing 4 Van Halen logos

Whataburger: Lettuce? Fuck that shit!

How does she feel about Flo Rida back-to-back?

Does Joe Dinicol get sent the scripts Adam Driver turns down?

So he passed that? Tucci? Pon de left han' side?

No, I'm NOT wearing the silver unitard, Gil!!

The Praddening!

I'm doin' the Pee-Wee Herman….with PEE-WEE HERMAN!!

I feel good, I reach my climate

Eddie Mannix in Hail Caesar was a lot of Brolin doing Polito.

Black android…the swishiest of the bunch!

Black astromechs be interfacing with the mainframe like THIS!

Can he or can't he lose?

The girl with colitis goes byyyy

I recommend a double-feature with that stirring immigrant tale Rob O'Shark

The very definition of Cultural Apex is the Goldfinger/Squirrel Nut Zippers/Limp Bizkit Rock Block