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"The Goldbergs, but with grunge hats"
Snorrrrrt

Aquarius is just a rip-off of that Lena Dunham book, The Girls.

kcartdunuosnikufesin

Hulk smashed dat!

Ensign in reeed, you're going to die…

Let's just say it will put a cookie-eating grin on your face!

The DVD commentary for Police Story (1985) is just B. Rat "realizing" how many bits he stole for Rush Hour.

I've had it with these monkey fighting Stamos on this melon farming plane!

Because it's carrying its "wrap that rascal" keychain it got from the Rock101 Spring Break Fest at all times, and it WILL get laid before senior year starts.

The sign says "afro-sauce" huhu

I'll be in my Kennebunkport

Lock the camera down, keep your shirt on
and bless the foreigner. That's guaranteed to keep every take hot.

Arby's: Better than eating butchered peasants!

Hey! You! I know you! I know you!

Why'd I get a Ryan O' Neal notification for this?

Or a negative of Terence Howard!

I always liked "This series be Struggin'" but that lost traction by 1998.