You got da right ta-ta, but da wrong ho-ho

Reviewer obviously didn't appreciate the director's vision, or that the director's Vision.

Phud?!

Gingham? I barely know 'im!

As she runs towards the camera in slo-mo in the San Andreas trailer, you can hear them softly jostling "gugino, gugino, gugino, gugino"

"Goodbye friend"

How would this compare to a 6-hour A Touch of Cloth marathon?

An 18 lb butt steak, thick, rare, sweet and MEATY!

"It's ALMER!"

Floppy weiner! Floppy weiner!

Why Frankenstein get Last Year at Marienbaaaaaad notification for this?

"Go put your best bib and tuck on, I feel like a spreeee"

A broken digital clock is just…a F-F-FUCKING BOMB!!

Plus Lynch did not include chapters on the original DVD release, Players With Themselves don't have time to fast forward!!

"Bento box from Sushi King, lesbian scene from Mulholland Drive… It's time for a gentleman's lunch!"

Ebert raves!
"I'm just a nigga who loves some tiddies"

Make sure you rehearse your moves for the "Squatch Me Whip" flash mob

Between A Spock and a Hard Place
ft. Kirk and that green chick

This panini I ate for lunch looks like it was photographed in…1999!

Ima go with "Gash Cab"