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Don't even get me started on the new Peanuts

needz moar Aykroyd

Grant was the smoke monster the whole time!!

Face down, butt in the air. In the bushes, bust me there.

Plot summary by Andrew Carver:
"BLACK PUSSY!!"

The Spectremaaaaaan! with the Candy

But Kyle Mooney is a terrific Spock

May I suggest "Now, what do you suggest we do? Spank it?"

The rank sweat, amirite? Gimme dap, yo!
- Hamlet

"Hey Mike Meyers, this looks natural, right?"
"Fuck yeah!"

My mom loves that movie, any time she sees a robot she's like "can I hug you?"

If you only watch one episode, S1 E9 "Consider Helen", Diane Ladd kills it.

Brad Garrett mistaken for Bobby Cannavale, dose not bother to correct anyone.

Dubba……Dubba

No! I just bought a space-condo!!

Really complements his ripped up Stryper T-shirt

Bu-bu-butter in my ass / La-la-lollipops in m'mouf
Dolla an a cent ! Dolla an a cent!

Put that Wookie in a sarcophagus!

Col Steve Austin concurs: melaninininininininin

*agrees by air-guitaring to Aphex Twin*