It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

my last job was cum analyst

I kept waiting for a punchline.

Len Bias

John Elway!

I’m guessing you also dislike oral sex, getting a raise at work, and eating hot soup on cold days. Not that salt & vinegar chips are necessarily on the same level as those things, but on the general principle that you hate things that are fun and good.

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

I’m assuming this isnt going to go over well with you, seeing as your name is ClIPPERmike, but you have got to be kidding if you consider Blake Griffen the 6th best player in the NBA... no chance he is still top 10.

God damn dunking is cool!!

Nah man. Spurs or Dubs. Pop and Kerr have been the most vocal against 45.

What cracks me up about this argument is that Lebron would be able to handle the Bad Boy Pistons better than damn near anyone in the history of basketball. So, sure, they might put him on his ass a time or two. He’d also frustrate the shit out of them because he’s just bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter than…

No. ‘Could care less’ means that you, wait for it, could care less. Ie, there’s room for you to care less, meaning that you do care at least some.

I’ll admit the vast majority of my enjoyment comes from the suffering of their massive, globe-spanning bandwagon fanbase.

Putting on airs to try and act dignified while you lose on purpose for a CHANCE of not getting dunked on by SAM FUCKING HINKIE (from beyond the grave, no less!) is too delicious not to savor.

I like the part where Brown walked back to the bench and didn’t even look at Curry. And also the part where the Warriors lost.

Will you shut up about defense already!?!

No douche. Repping team gear (that just happpens to make you look homeless) when you know the media is trying to figure out your job status is hilarious.

I think Kawhi and Harden are having better seasons than Russ, but whatever, I didn’t really come here to argue about that. I wouldn’t be angry about any of them getting the MVP. They’re all really good.

This bit will never not be funny to me.