Let’s have a thread for accounts on Twitter that are worth following. I’ll start.

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I had posted this earlier but it probably fits better here. There is a certain hypocrisy the BLM movement has brought out of White America. You have this contingent which insists black people aren’t doing enough within their communities to police black on black violence, which may be very true. In the same breath,…

I would pay good money to see video of “Carol” being screened for Wellington Mara and Dan Rooney.

I like it. That full name really is rather Odieous.

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

Are you kidding me?! A fresh crop of St. Louisians who will create Kinja accounts just to share with us their rage-induced streams of consiousness?!

You are in luck because the forecast calls for 100% chance of that not happening.

I will stop disrespecting horse sports as soon as horse people stop getting hilariously bent out of shape about it. So, hopefully, never.

i have forwarded these comments to charles shipan at your university.

The dirt hasn't even been shoveled onto Gawkers corpse yet and now you're trying to bring down Deadspin with this bullshit. GTFO of here with these takes

more like fart briles!!!!!!!11!!!!

Next up: Detroit Lions.

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Replacing “splice” with “fuck” makes this a lot funnier.

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

My job has caused me an extreme amount of brain damage.

He then squirts me with a water bottle.