Who the fuck is this guy?

Give this man some fucking recs.

This pun is far from sub-standard.

Fuck both of you. Cheez-Its or death motherfuckers.

My alma mater makes me very proud.

Due to my current residence in Bowling Green, KY, let’s just say that I see a lot of this lady on my Facebook timeline. I just wish she were ugly because she would disappear in an instant. Alas, the local redneck contingent likely believes there is a link between their chances of performing something resembling…

This may or may not be your first day on Deadspin, but it is almost assuredly your last if cuss words offend you.

p.s. fuck

Army vet here, also agrees.

From what he’s said in interviews, it’s very apparent to me that he has already given this a lot of thought. Standing up during the anthem isn’t going to incite change since, yanno, the majority does stand. Him standing is getting all up in everyone’s feelings, which is his intent so that he can shine more light on…

http://deadspin.com/is-mr-baseball…

I learned of Mr. Baseball here. His last few appearances have had been some form of “Dwayne” though.

I came here to request such a thing. I’ve been on the Jon Bois and dril trains for awhile. Time to delve into these other two.

Oh great, the horse people are here. Take your shitty takes elsewhere.

I fucking hate that I gave into your trolling. I deserve this.

So you only pay people based on past success? Not what they can do for you in the future (which the Chargers obviously think is a lot since they chose him at #3)? You’d make a phenomenal NFL GM.

To be fair, the people of Pittsburgh are evil. I don’t have to smash my head into things to realize that.

My 6141 won’t go over 60 mbps even though my ISP far exceeds that. I have several friends who have gone from the 6141 to other models/manufacturers and picked up significant speeds.

My 6141 won’t go over 60 mbps even though my ISP far exceeds that. I have several friends who have gone from the…

It definitely isn’t Nermal.

Looks like the absorption of Gawker is going smoothly.

I disagree.

I think you’re going to have to reign in your expectations for this take.