No.

The Olympics Are For Humans, Not Horses

A rebuttal for you shoddy Dressage take.

A meaningless bowl game from eight years ago is your attempt at a mic drop? Well, alright then.

This is literally the best moment that Twitter has ever brought us. I had that eyes bugged out “did they really fucking do that” reaction for about 0.3 seconds as I drew my head back and laugh my ass completely off of my body.

Dear Zachary Manprin,

Why don’t you take a running fuck at a woodchipper? Not only is your opinion on her getting endorsements fundamentally wrong, but your low-level insult and the assumption you made have forced me to assume that you are a waste of oxygen with an IQ lower than the temperature I have my home…

I had this exact same discussion with my friend while we watched last night.

“Follow me. Follow me to freedom!”

For whatever reason, this commercial has stuck with me from the moment a saw it as a small child. Thanks for this.

Is it because you were a swimmer for eight years?

This article is not ZODIAC_MF approved.

How you have empathy for someone who did something so obviously stupid is absolutely dumbfounding.

If you had totally made this up, I would have no idea whatsoever.

If you want to hit a smash run out of the damn park, you have my blessing, strong motherfucker.

This is the best article I have read during this election cycle. 10/10, would read again.

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This is one of the most legitimately insane things I have ever read in my life, and the RNC is fresh in my memory!

People like you are the reason these posts are always so good.

I’m just here to say that this is a good article and more people should be reading and commenting on it.

Get out.

This was simple, yet incredibly effective.

Will you please come back for each of the ensuing WYTS articles?