Where are my fellow Trans Am drivers? We must unite!

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10-1! Not too shabby.

I know 285 mph is a typo, but the fact that I believed it for 0.01 seconds tells me all I need to know about the P1.

SVP is the best that ESPN has to offer. I enjoy Rusillo and Kanell as well, which is probably due to my liking SVP. Past that, there’s not much though.

8-1, not too shabby. KEEP FUCKING POUNDING BOYS!

He said “glorified Corolla,” which he immediately identified as a Mazdaspeed 6.

Bravo sir, bravo.

There’s more than meets the eye here. This needs more stars.

Please tell me this was a real comment on here at some point.

Sounds like you should know all about how Alabama fared against OSU last year then.

Well, there is only one loss to blame on Cam. Keep pounding boys!

I wish I knew, but goddamn it made me laugh a lot.

Sure does. They do not compete in Monster Jam though. Some sort of disagreement between the team and promoters. They also have this cool new retro-bodied truck.

Some bars have dress codes. This is not uncommon.

Fantastic read. Arroyo sounds like someone I could spend about 9 seconds with before I wanted to suck start a pistol though.

Well, this is Deadspin, not Jalopnik. The term “drag” and a story involving football players. Yeah, I think he knows exactly what he was going for.