Sure does. They do not compete in Monster Jam though. Some sort of disagreement between the team and promoters. They also have this cool new retro-bodied truck.

Some bars have dress codes. This is not uncommon.

Fantastic read. Arroyo sounds like someone I could spend about 9 seconds with before I wanted to suck start a pistol though.

Well, this is Deadspin, not Jalopnik. The term “drag” and a story involving football players. Yeah, I think he knows exactly what he was going for.

This needs more stars.

This is clearly the most correct answer possible.

PFTCommenter?

OKC can give him more money than any other team when his contract expires...

Who in the hell keeps $10 worth of change in their pockets?

Also, Akron is better.

I don’t have recurring dreams, but last night I dreamt that Stone Cold Steve Austin was stunnering basically every person on the face of the Earth.

I can’t skip over the Robert Evans bullshit fast enough.

“It’s a lot of emotions is involved.”

This needs more stars.

Are you aware that neither of those events happened during a NASCAR race? Or are you just being facetious? I’m betting on the former.

It’s easy to sum the Bengals season up because I’ve already watched it the past four years and I will inevitably watch the same thing unfold this year. The Bengals are Groundhog Day.

I feel dumb now. You have trolled well, sir.

He already did that very thing. You don’t have to hold your breath because he did that long before offending you mouthbreathing, knuckledragging Eagles fans.