That would be inaccurate.

Your disagreement with my hypothesis is a judgment in its own right, but I digress.

So, you've met him then?

It's funny how people will jump to his defense because he's part of a good TV show. Where there's smoke, there's usually fire. This, combined with his apparent racism ensures that I'm not going to put on the cape for him.

I came here to make this joke. +1 sir.

I had the inverse of this happen. In high school I was similar to "Brazil" e.g. 5'8", could dunk sometimes. I ran track, and we were in the gym playing 4-on-4 full court on one of the smaller side courts. One of our hurdlers got on a fast break. He was lollygagging a little bit, but being a hurdler, obviously he could…

You mentioned the "guy in a rubber suit", which is to say you are discrediting the longest running movie franchise currently in existence because the special effects aren't up to your standards. Based on your statement, I would say that you know nothing about Japanese culture, and have no ground to stand on with your…

You basically just said "old movies are bad because they don't have modern special effects." I'm guessing you're a Bayformers fan too.

You get the feeling that if you asked our readers to choose between a belief in God and a belief in the station wagon, they would think for a second, and then say:

I'm not sure what you're getting at here.

I was a mechanic in the Army, and I thought doing the brakes on HMMWV's wasn't too bad. If you can service outboard brakes, you can service inboards as well.

That was easily the worst thing they did.

Step 1: Increase logo size by 300% (Use retro logo if it is good and available)

My goodness, pay a company to take your car back?

Option #1.

You're new here, aren't you? And by "here", I mean the internet.

It sounds like you just don't like the game in general, first person or otherwise. I'm sure you only play games with morally upstanding protagonists that never do anything wrong.

Sorry, I didn't realize. Let's just say that I got Kinja'd.

Craig Sager did. It actually choked me up.

Your reading comprehension skills must be a little rusty. He was speaking about Kawhi, who threw a "Ginobili-esque" pass.