Yes. You most definitely want a Lincoln. I have owned 2 continentals so far (RIP my first 2018, totaled with 29k miles at 10 months old.) And I’m on my second black label. I had the choice to buy a LOT of cars for $82,000 but this Conti won it. Its fast. Like, beats 5.7 Hemis, STis and GT mustang’s ALL DAY type fast…

I think I agree. The Boxster Spyders have been good though. They’re kind of the anti-speedster.

The Fast and the Fuhrerious

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

There is no way Jizyah Shorts doesn’t win this.

“Those will be led by the iNext, a wild-looking wagon-hatch thing naked mole rat unveiled in concept form last year.”

“Dude, there is, like, nothing worse than being stuck in traffic.”

Except those houndstooth seats are awesome!

It should be the DBS Superleggera, because it’s the sex.

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All I know is my car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it

that was not enough NSFW warning.  Jesus. 

His reactions are too fast. If someone tried to drive one past him, he would catch it.

Freedom. That’s really the only argument you need.

I’m the exact same way but about raw tomatoes. The sight, smell and taste of raw tomatoes makes me physically ill. I get bullied about it all the time. “You just haven’t had a good one.” Yes i have

Pretty much everything you say about mayo, I have experienced in some form as someone who cannot stand the taste of onions. People acting shocked and appalled. People describing/offering alternatives to try and “convert” me. People forgetting or ignoring that part of my order. It’s bullshit.

If you can’t fix an Alfa you shouldn’t drive one

This comment has the best initial quality.

“kinetic energy recovery braking system” = KERBS

X Gon’ Give it To Ya.