If your show car is a 4 cylinder Grand Am, the kids weren’t getting an inheritance anyway.

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

0.5 mph more still isn’t fast enough to outrun how ugly it is.

My car cannot be better than my clients

Driven monthly.  Period.

I heard the Charger referred to as a 200mph pig. But this one actually looks like a pig that will go 200mph.

Run, Wilbur, run.

If it fits it ships?? 

Has to be said - they really Rammed it in there.

True. My first new car was a ‘91 Honda Accord with 121 HP. On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair I set the cruise control at 115 mph, just because I could.

Breaking News: The Lego Silverado just won the JD Power Award for Initial Quality.

Pole hits pole, more at 11.

No! Not enough! Needs a bigger grill, back to the drawing board!

This feels like the coach making a pitching change after the shortstop makes 5 errors in a row.

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

Well...that went off without a hitch.

I enjoyed this trailer, when does the movie come out?

So, is it a horse or a bull?