Yo’ mama so wide, she hafta wear extra amber lights when she walk down the street.

Some day Jennifer, some day.

Ah, the Cartman Gambit, as it is known in technical circles.

That’s a pretty good Nissan ad. Probably the second greatest Nissan ad ever. After this one:

“Royale could have basically been a train”

Please don’t release it with that plain square grille Nissan... this took me 10 minutes, I’m sure it can be updated at this stage:

i finally saw one one the street the other day.

Mercedes plant in Aguascalientes...

Toyota just really wanted a Half-Ton Solara pickup

Probably because it looks like a fucking Mustang.

EMINENT BROMAIN!

3. He will crash into you.

Neutral:

Brenda, the 51 year old recently divorced mother of two from Newport Beach has entered the chat.

“Think better of it” ha haha hahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

In case you are wondering how Han survived the crash in F3 (spoiler alert, lol). It was all a trick to decive your eyes. Otherwise known as...

I took a leak this morning and it was at least 90% on purpose.

Garbage trucks, school buses, and postal trucks have always seemed to me to be the best candidates for electrification. Stop-and-go is great for regenerative braking, largely fixed routes mean range anxiety isn’t a thing, and the fact that they return to a depot where they’re parked overnight makes charging a much…