Beards. I always try to recreate my own face, then add the most imposing beard I can find. Why? My girlfriend doesn’t like Bearded Me, so I take my (admittedly very minor) revenge by filling games I play with him. Also, more seriously, because I feel like I look better with at least, like, a goatee. I’m not sure what…

Faraday Future/Pence 2020!

that’s the first paragraph of the article. Read to the start?

it’d be nice if anyone actually gave a shit though.

Yeah but who put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong?

Same guy that put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp.

THE COCK: 500 Days of Wang

New badminton sub-blog: The Cock.

+1 K

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Fair. But still fuck this screen!

A summary of the changes from Jeff from Overwatch.

Nah, the market can do better, Smoot-Hawley.

If you want to predict the future, look at the past. If Trump does build a border wall and impose stiff tariffs on Mexican car imports, I think it’s obvious what’s going to happen. What happened when a fence was put up along parts of the Texas/Mexico border? Did the drug cartels give up and go home? No, they built…

“They die in the street, hopefully not before finding Jesus first. Next question.”

He was only off by two feet.

From that blog, this is...something.