"The tree is The Dark Tower. Also cocaine a hell of a drug." -King, probably.

Yeah but "Insomnia" is legit.

Real good.

Man, I just want one of these King/JJ Hulu shows to easter egg Idris Elba as a gunslinger walking the path of the beam.

He' said just walking on set as himself, right? Like, the film is just following him around while he's L-I-V-I-N, right?

My hope that will probably not become a reality: That Alec Baldwin hosts SNL while in his Trump character for the entire episode as a surreal, satiric homage to the Nov. 7, 2015 episode Donny hosted.

Oliver Text: Hey Barry. I'm on the phone with your police boss as Green Arrow and he won't listen to me. So I need you to do something for me.
Oliver Text: *dot dot dot that shows Oliver is typing.*
Barry Text: Fixed.

"He's Legit"

Could be Sorbo's agent is pushing him to get on The CW to help him get work outside the niche religious/conservative media industry. He did a pretty funny turn playing himself in The Bitch in Apartment 23. I thought that was a first step to him starting to show up in more mainstream TV roles, but as far as I know he…

Dr. Venture: Why are you naked?
Brock Samson: To prey on their fear, move like an animal, to feel the kill.

I'd rather have an HBO prestige series.

I think the major pitfall for American adaptations to Akira or Ghost in the Shell (especially pre-everyone has the internet and youtube on their phone) are that those stories have Japan as a setting that's significant to the story, either plot-wise or culturally/aesthetically. Westernizing those two stories starts to…

Story twist: Everyone is delighted by giant naked Bill Murray's rampage because he's just so fun to be around.

There's only one man I trust to adapt this for American audiences. That's right guys…
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"Josie and the Pussycats" is the new "Godfather." I know what I just said and I stand by my statement.

Adapting (Read: pillaging for reproduction) intellectual property from other mediums that have a built in audience, often to the detriment of the story if it was specifically designed for the medium it first appeared in (See: "Watchmen"), is something Hollywood can't stop itself from anymore because the perceived risk…

If WB is considering this, I betcha someone over there is keeping a close eye on how the MCU's new Spider-Man film portrays ole web-head's kinetic movements. This is not a poop joke.

THAT'S THE POINT GEEZE!
*NERD RAGE OVERWHELMS*
*STORMS OUT OF THE ROOM YELLING "GEEEEEZE THIS GUUUUY…I CAN'T EVEN"*

Two Words: Hadrian's Wall. It's 80 "Roman miles" of pure, uncut toxic imperial masculinity.

I need time machine.