Because America is weirdly puritannical when it comes to sex and sexuality. Violence? Good for children! A single butt cheek? Better slap an NC-17 rating on that baby.

Anyone find this kind of silly given the context of murdering hundreds of people in a death game built around the same style of another game on the same engine which was built on the story of japanese school children mudering each other that was stolen by a random white lady for a popular book then movie series?

Yeah but as it turns out, it’s just a ceremonial replica of the real thing.

On the one hand, part of me resents the fact that I grew up in a period before tech like this was available. Adult-me knows just how much kid-me would have taken advantage of this.

Damn kids are living the dream.

Reminds me of when my high school gave iPads to Sophomore students (I was a Senior at the time). Nothing but endless sessions of Happy Wheels. One kid in gym class used it as a baseball bat. I dunno what they expected.

Obviously violent video games...

This is NOT okay

I mean, is getting invited by random websites to make silly youtube videos really going “upward” ?

Penny Arcade was the one to actually make me laugh

For it to be out in 2018 it almost has to be.

Thanks for this, Gita — especially for explaining why this isn’t the same as the whimsical stuff in the game.

They will be making them to look like PEZ dispensers and colorful fuzzy ink pens next. “here kids, get hooked on this stupid addictive thing that is super easy to hide from your parents”

That Metapod armor is nuuuuts. It’s crazy how each con seems to up the ante in terms of overall quality.

Before anyone starts asking why ‘heroic’ is in quotation marks, let me chime in that a hero is nothing more than a good person dealing with a bad day.

What a load of crap.. Weight loss/gain is directly tied to caloric intake. You take in more than you burn, you gain weight.. you take in less than you burn, you lose weight. THIS is the ONLY secret to it. And it isn’t a secret.

First off, why the fuck is a 12 year old streaming.

Who would have thought someone who released a song titled “Let’s Get Retarded” may not be the greatest arbiter of taste?

No

Or, and I know I’m being crazy here, you can stop giving a fuck about your apparent height.