Honey, they just want to look out for you.

But the solution to that isn't to establish a new assymetry in these kinds of clubs; that just seems like going from one problem to its mirror image.

mmmmhm.

Eh, I'd be more offended except there are plenty of women-only clubs which are valued as being necessary, valid spaces. This may be a less necessary, kind of crap space to be in. It's self-evidently /literally/ prejudicial, but I mean, so is any club with a specific membership.

FOUR FOR YOU SCHWESTIE, YOU GO SCHWESTIE.

BOYS LIKE THINGS TOO.

That would imply a thought already existed.

What's leftover butter?

OK OK, even with that uncontested, 'young' without an 'o'? What artistic purpose does that serve?

I regret nothing.

"My hair will steal your money, AFRAID BITCH"

It's teeth, not tush.

What is the point of spelling Rapunzel with a x? How does that...just...AGH.

UGH SPELL THINGS CORRECTLY.

Yep. And latino people can always pass as native americans because psh, basically the same. North American and not white? Interchangeable.

Wait what? I mean, black Hermione makes as much sense as white Hermione but isn't Emma Watson brown haired and brown eyes?

It's a source of unending pleasure for me to listen for when people's posh English accents slightly slip.

GO AHEAD AND FUCK ME MOM. JUST FUCK ME. WINE AND DINE ME BEFORE YOU FUCK ME MOM.

Oh...yeah...those people are idiots. Heh heh....heh.

Does this mean I'll lose weight if I eat nothing but morning bacon? Because that heavenly ambrosia is the most powerful smell known to man.