"till death do us part" sort of loses meaning in this case, I would imagine...

I'm just so proud of my nation's history.

It's not creepy, though I do worry if I have unintentional power over other people and am responsible for a lot of disappointment I didn't know about =X

Yes, but does everyone have to like it in public? =/

Ditto for Cambridge. Dear fuck it has been a clusterbomb of Dubstep for the last two years in the UK.

Mine too =). Her reaction to me coming out to her was "Oh, really? Well done, dear."

Quite right, quite right. Can't be doing with an inferior teapot, it wrinkles you up dreadfully.

South Cambs. PROUD, SO FUCKING PROUD. I claim Julian Huppert who is the Cambridge City MP and criticises everything the Coalition does, because everything important I do is in the city centre.

Oh, you are my savior. Heavenly. Gorgeous day, isn't it?

Seriously? Every school I've ever been to would've kicked their arses out of there. That's fucking disrespectful.

You think that wasn't done deliberately? =D

You're still using owls? The finer set use hippogriffs, pleb.

WHY IS SHE SO HAPPY. AAAAAAAAA STOP BEING HAPPY I'VE DEVELOPED A LARGE DEPOSIT OF CYNICISM AND I LIKE IT TO FESTER AAAAAA

She's quite decent. Decent and lovely. A lovely woman.

The Queen Mum was awesome throughout her life. A conservative minister told her to fire the gay men she had on staff and she said "If we got rid of the homosexuals we'd have to go self service."

Well, I think it's nice. She's a lovely woman. (and I'm becoming my grandmother).

Current Health reforms fuck over the poor, basically.

Andrew Lansley is a monumental tosser. He also happens to be my MP. I've met him. He's a tosser. This re-heally doesn't surprise me.

My fourteen year-old self wrote a blog with better writing quality than this. That's not even reflecting well on myself, because I was pretty average.

Sounds like a Scottish wedding (I have worn a kilt far, far too many times).