Schweinsteiger means Pig-Climber.

That's why we wear boxers =D

Rihanna's right. Sometimes I just walk around completely naked when I know I'm home alone. It's amazing for your self-esteem.

I prefer "Loiter."

I feel like the name "Cruz" has been overused and should kind of go for a break for a little while.

We'll clone him. He'll be better, faster, stronger...

According to my aunties, only if you have hair stylists who don't know how to deal with your hair. Which is more than you'd think, haha.

That gif is still the best gif ever. Goddarn it Jason Segel, marry me and we can snuggle.

The natural hair movement was the way I was first introduced to racism. My black Aunties would always compare their hair with the women in magazines and basically just showed me one example of beauty standards being influenced by racism/race. It's still a shame that for so much of society that sort of hair isn't seen…

Preach.

"American women, who are perhaps the most liberated women in the history of humanity"

I don't know what it is about right-wing politics that makes me think of when my grandmother gets angry and tells you off, but;

You sick fucker, keep that to your depraved dungeon.

Lindt Chocolate Bunnies are the best thing ever to exist, therefore I vote Bunny.

Holy Mackerel. I suppose at least we have a "What Not To Do, Even If It Works" manual for the next ten years or so.

Ambidextrous people are just left-handed people who are in denial.

I heard those right-handed legislators play with left-handed scissors in secret. It's sick and wrong.

You know our schools have started to allow left-handed children to use their horribly-favoured appendages IN SIGHT OF OTHER KIDS? Our schools are teaching our children that left-handedness is acceptable. In my day they made left-handed kids write with their right hand, and dag nab it we didn't hold truck with that…

Well, OK, but WoW is boring as fuck and has a very very immature community even compared to other MMOs. It's accessible, but so is Neopets (which iirc has a better community). MMOs are a great way to meet like-minded people, but there are better ones to use.

Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love her and despair!