She doesn't just "still look beautiful", she looks BETTER because it's actually her face.

I am approving this out of the sheer potential it promises.

yeah, but it's the baby that's important, not your whore body - that should be hidden.

He was so wrong with an American accent. It was WRONG.

Manolo Blahniks = surprise date with Bret Easton Ellis and/or a Sex and the City extra.

Oh, so you don't get the guy in the photo? Whatever...

You'd pin down those hips but you'd never quite be able to stop them from moving...

I like to imagine Gael Garcia Bernal and Ben Cohen. Not necessarily together, but at the same time. Oh yeah.

We are (allegedly) pissed in concordance.

OH MY GOD JEZ I WOULD'VE BEEN AWAKE.

See also; using crisps as edible spoons for noodles.

So much tastier when it's political.

Do you guys get Worcester Sauce flavour? Cheese and Worcester Sauce crisp sandwiches are one of my go-to comfort foods.

I thought yesterday was Miyazaki, Irn Bru and bacon flavoured crisps day.

Anomaly =/= disorder.

Biological gender in this context has nothing to do with gender identity, which has nothing to do with gender expression. The accident of born gender has never been questioned by the transsexual movement - but their gender identity and resultant gender expression are worthy of respect and recognition, regardless of…

We're all homosexual binge drinking serial killer pimps who fight intergalactic invasion in chainmail bikinis, clearly.

Well, fuck. GAME's the only game shop in Cambridge (if I remember correctly, certainly in the centre of town). Now I'll have to burn random fifteen minutes WALKING.

I'm more bothered about my heterosexual peers and future children being indoctrinated with bigoted hate-speech than I am about them running into entirely optional LGBT storylines.

I actually don't remember having the conversation. I had sex-ed from the age of seven, so I studied it biologically way before I ever had to talk to my /parents/.