As a possible future employer (in Monopoly) I want the right to snoop into my employee's personal lives based on MY PERSONAL orientation. I want monthly penile reports on my imaginary desk and if I find out any of my male employees are planning on vasectomies - well, by Golly, there'll be hell to pay. Compromising the…

Oh, we remember. Katy Perry isn't as popular among LGBT people as she'd probably like to think. I actually imagine her being that girl who suddenly wants to be your friend when you mention you're a gay guy, but then reveals her idea of what being gay means is stereotypical and faux-accepting at best.

I feel like the words "irony" and "ironic" need to be retired from the English language for ten years, so they can return and maybe not get misused to mean other concepts THAT HAVE THEIR OWN WORDS.

No, Kate actually SAID "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." I totally agree with you, but in this case Kate is actually rawrworthy.

THAT'S NOT IRONY.

You mean you don't want to let your colours burst and make them go up, up up?

Oh honey, no....

"A new kid has come to the Academy, Professor. She's showing a strange and magnificent power; we think she could do great things if her strength was honed."

The President's children? Really? Dear fucking God, have some class. This man is not a Christian - I don't know what he even is. I'm glad he had the apparent luxury of being spared judgement on the way he chose to look after his own children.

They're the equivalent of shapeless dresses - you have to be small and a certain shape to wear them and not look like an idiot. I'd never wear one, but other guys, maybe.

I approve of all of this.

As somebody who has never been taught anything but that women should have equality of opportunity at every turn, it's nice to see some people showing that basic logical premise. It's a shame it has to be said at all, but I'm still glad that while the need exists it's still being said.

Sorry! I overreacted. Blame it on a week of political facepalming =).

"ORGIASTIC FACE-TO-FACE HAPPY SMILE TIME"

Yeah, quite frankly, I think it's a bit rich to ridicule someone for not speaking a second language when you speak the lingua franca of much of the world and benefit massively from it. If there's such a thing as "linguistic privilege", this is it.

A) Gisele is perfectly correct, extinguished can mean "to make extinct."

2012. The conspiracy has begun.

Yeahhh I know, allow me my cheap jokes.

Did Jezebel just criticise somebody for poor copy-editing?

Where's the pickle, Larissa? Where's the pickle?