Look at the picture. She's pointing *specifically at you*.

LOL, "Congrats on your face" is my new pick-up line.

Oh, I meant the dumb jock fantasy in general. But Kris Humphries does have very nice eyes (HE DOES DON'T EVEN ARGUE THEY'RE NICE HE'S A NICE BOY).

I suppose we should've known it was doomed to failure from the beginning. A British success story that doesn't involve melancholy and depression? Please. Our narratives are like our weather; grey and doomed to rain.

"Kris Humphries provides fodder for the dumb jock fantasy every second gay guy is too embarrassed to 'fess up to"

The same thing happened to me! Except she kept going on about how it was me me all for me, it got fucking suffocating.

Because Adele doesn't apologise for it five interviews a week.

You always say what I was coming here to say. I'm as tired of Diana-hype as anyone but she wasn't just a media debutante.

I think most of Adele's fans care more about her vocal chords than her body fat percentage.

White British soul singers aren't unknown (Dusty Springfield and old-school Tom Jones) and since the 60s British music has basically been continually re-referencing soul in various places (mostly one-off singles but idk, it seems clear to me).

Well, yeah, but if I opposed stuff in public that triggers migraines I'd be opposing street lights.

I am laughing my arse off at the idea of a braille sonogram.

If you don't find abortions difficult and traumatic = abortions aren't taken seriously

Where the fuck is Neil Patrick Harris?!!

The picture above this article is somewhere between disgusting and mesmerising.

It's an online class.

Please, please listen to commenters on this and take these photos down. Please.

How stupid do you all think 13 year-olds are? If they're told "these are side effects, look for them" (which any doctor worth his salt will make sure of) they'll sure as hell fucking look. I've been taking prescription medication since I was nine and back then I always identified possible unusual side effects (and…

Oh dearie, the Continentals are arguing again. Margaret, bring the telescope.

Helena, Montana. Helena, Montana. Helena Montana.