I know! That's what makes me so happy. It's slowly becoming cool to be cool with gays.

Did you know that Oregon has more ghost towns than any other state?

On a serious note, I oppose this on a purely irrational level because I have severe migraines with a very strong smell trigger and this would fuck me up like a Shakespearean cutpurse.

I CANNAE REACH THE CONTROLS, CAP'N.

That happened a long time ago. It usually manifests in the random spurting of facts about rural US states.

Just give in. It's nice over here. So..so soft. It's so soft past the veil. I can hear... a harp. Oh...they made me a bed of potato. So...so soft...I think I'm in Ireland...

I read "gay tree-hugging" as "gay-hugging" and thought "Not even Obama does that..."

It's the food equivalent of double-wrapping for bedtime. Counterintuitive and probably more dangerous than doing it the easy way.

Hush your heresy.

Economics meets Colonial History? Sounds unverifiable and intellectually specious.

Ha! No. They sell oven chips (and pretty good ones, actually). Proper, thick chips (and crinkly humina humina).

Chili and cheese?! You dastardly colonials. Baked beans! Coleslaw! All at a tea shop in Tewkesbury, and somewhere there is tea and cucumber sandwiches and toasted teacakes. The baked potato, you see, is the pinnacle of British Imperialism; we stole them from the Spanish after they stole them from South America, made…

Porn and custody on the same day? Are we trying to create a singularity of flame (war)?

Ugh, fuck that noise. I forgot we're still allowed to condemn people in the porn industry as defiled forever. Can you imagine being told that not only do people object to your trying to do good whatsoever, but anyone trying to do good remotely in your name is equally derided?

Once you've sold £400 worth of home-made cucumber and potato face cream you lose half your thetans and go up a level.

You mean you guys haven't converted to an all-lentil diet yet? My shits are as regular as a German train, my roots are Amazonian and I have skin like a baby supermodel. £2 a month. What terrible feminists you all must be.

I'm white as well xD My Auntie Lucy is not my biological Auntie Lucy, but her and her family helped raise me so I hope I can at least say "Hey, those guys, they know how this shit goes. Ask them."

Ha! No, but thanks for the compliment. I got all of the recluse and none of the exceptional intelligence. Sucks to be me, eh?

Other twat moves I pulled as a child;

Go to school in Europe. The First World War is worth being taught....once. Maybe even twice. But not four times. Never four times.