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I refuse to believe there were three other Andy Brandy Casagrandes

Or Forrest Gump being Pulp Fiction...

It’s at times like this I always like to remind folks that Bernie Sanders would have won Michigan, Ohio and Wisconsin....

Saw them on press row for a game. I have seen a lot of good offense in my time. This is like the Princeton offense on PCP. It’s gorgeous. They legitimately could win the National Championship. Only teams that could beat them are teams with two dominant bigs.

It’s at times like this I always like to remind folks that Bernie Sanders would have won Michigan, Ohio and Wisconsin.... End of coming apocalypse. Socialist you say? How’s it looking compared to what’s on the horizon. We’re fucked.  

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

I believe that Chris Bosh has HIV and that nobody is acknowledging some of the blatantly obvious signs over the last couple of seasons.