Lisa the Vegetarian is a stone cold classic on the basis of the Troy McClure short ALONE

Simpsons doing a parody of The Shining?

They’re here awfully thick today. Troll farms probably put on extra shifts to obfuscate or deny any findings. 

If we thought the MAGA population was insufferable before...

Bitch, please.

Per The Bill of Rights the populace needs to be armed in the event of a tyrannical government... pity most gun owners are on the more likely to go full tyrannical side.

SHOULD have nightmares, yes.... but that would require that they gave a shit

“I’m not a racist — you’re a racist for calling me a racist!”

I’m getting the impression that Meadows and Jordan believe if they just yell loud enough it’ll somehow make them the majority party again.

The most flawless bit of logical deduction since Black Dynamite deduced the diabolical plans of Anaconda Malt Liquor:

Great. So now we get to watch that POS grandstanding drama queen Lindsay Graham open an investigation that’ll ignore the belief, backed with some pretty damn strong evidence, of the FBI and the intelligence community that, aside from being completely unfit for office, Trump is under the direct control of Vladimir…

Feel that. My partners family are all on the wrong side of the “political” divide and buy into the fear-mongering. It’s beyond infuriating and every day that passes I’m concerned with them less and less. Her mom called the other day because a bunch of family members were all in a huff about a picture we shared of our…

All’s well that ends.

100% all of this. It gets branded as left vs right, but it’s right vs wrong. As simple as that. Burn all of these people to the ground.

Guess it needed more ball pits.

He has been named on Blind Item sites for sexual harassment and assault before. His father is notable, so he will be given chances as long as there are old men with money who loved Animal House. Here is one of those blind items.

He really is a disgrace to the name of his child killing father. 

Unitarian...many Episcopal churches (Protestant sects it depends on the individual church itself)...um, Reformed Judaism?...annnnnnd...Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Ah, yes. I remember how, during the long years between when I first hit puberty to when I became sexually active with girls on a regular basis, I’d often spend up to 60% of my day involved in “Executive Time”