I still can’t figure out what kind of people consume cable news, whatever side of the aisle you’re on, it’s all just filler crap designed to entertain people with minuscule attention spans.  Ok, so I just figured it out.  Progress! 

I forgot about those companies that gave out something like a thousand dollar bonus and everyone on the right screamed how this was definitive proof the cuts worked.

I think it’s all about messaging. I mean who wouldn’t be against something called “Tax Cuts and Jobs Act”? I like having a job! I like paying less taxes! It’s how you spin it is all.

research shows that every $1 billion in capital invested in the telecom industry creates about 7,000 good-paying jobs for American workers

But what if it’s, like, raining?

But seriously, impeach that motherfucker.

But her emails!

To add to the level of stupidity of the poster, it is referencing a time which is now in the past. It would be like him sitting there with a “2018 midterm elections are coming” poster.

I know he’s done a bunch of shitty things, but I can’t help feeling bad for Singer. As a gay man, I’ve known too many other gay men who have fallen into drug addiction because of low self-esteem, and he fits that description to a T.

There have been suggestions that perhaps Singer is immune from consequences because he has incriminating information about powerful people, but with these further details, I’m moving on to the theory that the family of Fox Studio’s CEO is locked in Singer’s basement.

Wait. This is actually a thing people are doing? At work?

Thanks to Megyn Kelly, I got to hear about half my co-workers defend blackface and the other half slowly nod in agreement.

JESUS CHRIST.

As I said, this monster can’t go five minutes without reverting back to form. He’s Hitler’s faulty clone. Fucktard McFuckface needs to go.  Him, Pence, and every asshat they’ve appointed since January 20th 2017.   If we can’t vote out every single Republican on the tickets in a few days... then we better prepare for…

“Winston always loved the drink...and in the end it was the drink that killed him.”

“How horrible, he was an alcoholic?”

“No. Hit by a Guinness Truck”

Yes. That’s the solution. Stop talking about the most powerful man in the world. If we just ignore him, he’ll go away.

Now we know why her yacht tried to run away.

You are doing it wrong, alchohol and weed chill you out and calm you down. Pop a couple Adderall and start those chores. You would think its impossible to alphabetize your dishes but life finds a way when enhanced by pharmaceuticals

And I’m pretty sure he just used his Xbox Live handle as his rapping name