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Welcome to the writhing masses of online blog commentary Alex!

There are cheaper ways to hang out with Tony Hawk and friends. Hell for 100k+ you can rent a track and the adjacent dirt land. Invite Rallycross drivers and Formula D drivers, offer the money raised as a benefit for a sick kid in your area and boom.

Sigh. I did Gumball it’s first year in the US (2000 or 2001, can’t remember and too lazy to check) in a 1999 Mercedes-Brabus SLK, from NYC to the Playboy Mansion. It was a blast, and not the rolling douche-circus it’s become today. The entry fee was only like $15k at the time and everyone tried to fly under the radar,…

Columbian drug lords vs Colombian drug lords. FIGHT!

Great article.

Me too?

screw driving fast, They get a skateboarding demo from Tony Hawk & Friends...

Gumball 3000 Status: Shrekt

Derzwiebel.com looks a bit weak sauce- der-postillon.com is proper funny.

(that’s the 2007 Gumball rally winner)

Considering it’s chief principal sponsors are the websites Anastasiadate.com and Asisandate.com, you were bound to be a parade of douche-dom.

I really, really like the German Police at the moment. This is hilarious.

Since I starred your well-played firsty, you should un-gray me.

What a shame. The foreign speedo defense was such a reliable fallback.

Finally the Germans have created some humor we all can enjoy!

“You’re gripped by the mythos of the 1976’s Gumball Rally.”

Shmee150 has a great video showing what they had to go through in Germany. Completely freaking ridiculous, and certainly not in the spirit of Gumball. Surely they could have found a way to get their cars from Denmark to Netherlands without going through Germany (boats? helicopters? airplanes? whatever it might be,…