I think you mean Volvo.

Poorly, for a long time.

I agree. Point me to where I’m still mired. I’m trying to write my way out of it. :-)

It’s going to be like Wall-E.

Wise choice.

Reduction theory is just that. A theory. But it’s got some traction.

I hope not.

As a Morgan 3-wheeler driver, it’s six of one, a half-dozen of the other.

Agreed.

Third.

I need to tone up my arms. And lose 20. Or I'm not going to fit in the Morgan!

Here’s it REALLY works:

I’m the best Forza driver at Jalopnik and I wasn’t invited?

Best Jalopnik article ever.

#theanswerisalwaysmorgan

That's actually MY plan!

I'll be writing a companion piece asap.

#notallcannonballers

Sorry about the audio, everyone. I’ll be the video out asap. I’ll also be writing a companion piece asap.

Sorry about the audio guys.